October 2011
18 posts
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“I suppose this was the first time I had ever felt an urge not to be. Never an...”
– Stephen Fry, Moab is my Washpot  (via bloodisthenewblackk) God, how is Stephen Fry always so spot-on. If I was an older gay man, I would court him.
Oct 1st
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September 2011
39 posts
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Sep 29th
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BEYONCE AND JAY-Z PICK ME FOR YOUR BABYSITTER PICK...
Bilingual recent college grad with non-real job who loves new babies and will do anything you sayyyyyyy… eh? ehhhhhh…?
Sep 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →
Fucked Up (10) St. Vincent (8) Bebe (5) Autolux (4) Battles (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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“Like I could take a nap at 4:15 p.m. and then I’ll wake up twenty minutes later...”
– Mr. Funny Pants by Michael Showalter (via bohemea)
Sep 28th
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good excuses to have sex:
lordsteve: -the pizza hasn’t arrived yet -the pizza is here -we are eating the pizza 
Sep 28th
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“A lot of men want a woman to mother them. They get with a woman and all they do...”
– Henry Rollins (via sorakeem)
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →
Lil Jon (8) Beyoncé (7) Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz (6) Bomba Estéreo (6) The Hives (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 15th
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“If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain how he is. But if you treat...”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via danseurs) This is the best advice. Parenting teaching roommating friending whatever. The best advice.
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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The answer to the "Of each dollar that I earn, how...
…”napa valley dollar.” perfect.
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time—when...”
– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World, page 25 (via Reddit)
Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Someone sent a box of chocolate-covered bananas,...
Sep 10th
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Arizona To Charge People To See Incarcerated... →
juiceonice: The Arizona legislature has passed legislation that will now allow prisons to charge $25 for people to visit their family and friends in prison. It is a remarkably cruel law since many of these visitors are coming from low income families and have to travel great distances. Yet, legislators are pointing out that they originally wanted to charge babies and children as well but decided...
Sep 10th
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Disney: This Is How You Make A Disney Movie Ten... →
Done in the same vein as Honey Badger don’t care, “Bonjour, Girl!” is just a scene from Disney’s Beauty & The Beast with a sassy voiceover — and yet it is so much more than that. HAY GIRL
Sep 9th
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“it is really, really infuriating to me when i feel like i am not allowed to...”
– back & badass.: poop. TROOF.
Sep 8th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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ALSO: YES! New St. Vincent "Strange Mercy"... →
GODDAMN I am excited.
Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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